As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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