There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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