do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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