i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Houston, we have a blender
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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