My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
pray to the hookup gods
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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