The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
worst night to have a conscience
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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