p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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