Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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