What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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