it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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