If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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