Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
its liver damage thursday
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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