your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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