your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
