If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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