What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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