There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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