Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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