I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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