Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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