i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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