its not stalking. its research.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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