Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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