Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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