i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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