I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you would pick up someone in the library
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Couch. On fire.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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