We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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