I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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