Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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