But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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