Cold hands, warm shart.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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