Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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