I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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