Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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