I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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