We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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