My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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