did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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