I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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