I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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