is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
this hospital has no fireball
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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