Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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