A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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