actually, I'm a sock model
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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