Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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