Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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