Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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