she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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