is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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