i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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