She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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