I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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