Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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