How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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