We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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