Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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