Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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