dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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